Mapping Sunrises

trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

booshbaby:

Tony: “Jarvis, how are we?”
Jarvis: “It’s totally fine, sir. I seem to do quite well for a stretch and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.” 

thedramaticsneeze:

destiel:

hayitstommo:

FANDOM DOWN. I REPEAT, FANDOM DOWN.

its not just the fandom thats hit the ground recently

TOO SOON

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

llwlyn:

*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns